Frank Zappa – Crew Slut

But one night, at the
Social Club meeting Mary didn’t show up…
She was sucking cock backstage at The Armory
In order to get a pass To see some big rock group for free…

Hey Hey Hey all you girls in these
Industrial towns
I know you’re prob’ly gettin’ tired
Of all the local clowns
They never give you no respect
They never treat you nice
So perhaps you oughta try
A little friendly advice

And be a CREW SLUT
Hey, you’ll love it
Be a CREW SLUT
It’s a way of life
Be a CREW SLUT
See the world
Don’t make a fuss, just get on the bus

CREW SLUT
Add water makes its own sauce
Be a CREW SLUT
So you don’t forget, call before midnite tonite
The boys in the crew
Are just waiting for you

You never to get move around
You never go nowhere
I know yer prob’ly gettin’ tired
Of all the guys out there
You always wondered what it’s like
To go from place to place
So, darlin’, take a little ride
On the mixer’s face

Be a CREW SLUT
Just follow the magic footprints
Be a CREW SLUT
Hey, you’ll love it!
Be a CREW SLUT
It’s a way of life

I ain’t gonna squash it
And you don’t need to wash it!

CREW SLUT
Hey, I’ll buy you a pizza
CREW SLUT
Of course I’ll introduce you to Warren

The boys in the crew
Are only waiting for you

Well you been to Alabama, girl,
‘N’ Georgia too
‘N’ all the boys in the crew
Is bein’ good to you
I know yer sayin’ to yourself
‘This is the way to go’
‘Cause when you need a little extra
They will give you some mo’

`Cause you’re the CREW SLUT

Eh, hah ha, I’m into leather…

That’s good! A lot of the boys in the crew Love leather…

And rubber…

Yeh, they like rubber too…shrink-tubing
With a hair dryer…

Trade your spot on the bench
For a guy with a wrench
And be a…

Ha ha ha…

You like that, huh?
I told you you’d love it…
It’s a way of life!

The guys in the crew
Have got a present for you!
Ren nah naaah
Ren nah naaah
Ren nah naaah

A present for me?

Ren nah naaah
Ren nah naaah
Ren nah naaah

Hmmm, we got a present for you!

Ren nah naaah
Ren nah naaah
Ren nah naaah

Whaddya got?

Ren nah naaah

Whaddya gonna give me?

Ren nah naaah
Ren nah naaah

It looks just like a Telefunken U-47
You’ll love it…

With Leather?

Central Scrutinizer:
Eh errr, eh eh…This is,eh, the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER again…
And so Mary was enticed away from Joe
By an evil barbarian with a wrench in his pocket
Lured into a life of SLEAZERY
With the entire road crew of some
Famous Rock Group
(I don’t know whether it was really Toad-O or not…I don’t know… I’ll check it out)
Again we see
MUSIC
Causing
BIG TROUBLE!